Jonah Hex

Here is what happened in Jonah Hex, an improbably short movie that I saw yesterday. And I mean that sincerely, it was no more than 80 minutes if you do not count the credits. (Maybe only 70.) Anyway, there’s this guy in the Civil War, right? And he loses his whole family when another guy betrays a platoon to enemy soldiers. So the guy (played by Hollywood newcomer John Malkovich) plans elaborate revenge against his nemesis, a deformed necromancer who keeps the company of drunks and prostitutes and makes a point of blowing up basically every location he visits. Also, in a side plot that doesn’t make a lick of sense under even the mildest of scrutiny, there is terrorism afoot at the United States centennial celebration!

That said, at least Megan Fox looks pretty much the way you’d expect her to in her ubiquitous corset.

2 thoughts on “Jonah Hex

  1. Zeynep

    First sentence: OK. Second sentence and paranthesis: All right. Third sentence: Fine; fourth sentence: Ow, poor him; fifth sentence up to “nemesis:” As expected; right afterwards—Wait, what?

    In conclusion, *blink* *blink*

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