Monthly Archives: August 2007

The Walking Dead: Safety Behind Bars

81oYvI9tEcLBack-to-back zombies! Pretty gross, right? Luckily, I mean books, not literal zombies. Although I suppose face-to-face or side-by-side would not be less icky, all things considered. Though probably less dangerous; who wants 360 degrees of brain-eating action coming at them? Since zombiism has not been romanticized the way that vampirism has: nobody, that’s who!

All of which is a roundabout way of mentioning I read another Walking Dead graphic novel. I’m seriously starting to appreciate the choice to present these in black and white. Images that would be over the top in color are appropriately horrible without; if pressed into guesswork, I’d say because the lack of red everywhere draws my attention back to the line-work. And there was a lot of horrible to behold. As the title indicates, Rick Grimes and company have finally found their shot at safety: a prison. Sure, it’s full of zombies now, but careful application of force can see it emptied out, leaving multiple security measures in place to prevent more of the undead from entering the grounds, ample space to spread out and form a community instead of a cluster of over-crowded and increasingly disaffected-with-each-other survivors, and more than enough open land to begin farming and herding while the weather holds. In short, it’s a latter-day paradise. Except… well, any details beyond that there’s a catch would be telling.

In short, I feel like it’s possible to view volume 2 as the transition novel I claimed it would be. Appropriate themes are back in full force in this story, and to shocking degree. (No lie: at one point, my jaw dropped open in surprise at a turn of events.) The tagline for the series claims, “in a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally begin living.” This is true, and it’s the one thing that I like the most in the entire disasturbation genre. But the additional theme that shows most strongly in zombie stories is that other people are far more dangerous those who survive the initial outbreak than zombies will ever be. I dig that one almost as much, which possibly is a reflection of my cynical nature. Be that as it may, my point here is that the author is not holding back anything in this particular regard.

Finally, a dislike. Rick’s pregnant wife is beginning to have real problems with both his assumption of the leadership position as well as with his choices as leader. It’s a little hard to watch, since I’m starting to actively like both characters. (Not Teckla hard, but hard.) But it’s really good character conflict, and I want to see where it leads, right? Except, they’ve spontaneously defused the tension via her admission that the pregnancy hormones are making her say things she really doesn’t mean, and she can see herself stepping over the line but is unable to prevent it. And I’m suddenly disappointed, both from the cessation of storyline possibilities and from the somewhat insulting explanation. I grant that hormones can run wild in fact, but having them do so in fiction with no consequences is both a cop-out and a little bit… well, not misogynistic per se, but at least anti-feminist, without even the excuse of it changing the plot in an important way. My only hope right now is that something will still come of these arguments, and she’s been exaggerating the hormonal excuse in a misguided attempt to be conciliatory and stop the hostilities instead of actually hashing things out.

The Simpsons Movie

The Simpsons Movie is proving pretty difficult to review without either running far too long or far too short. I could take forever talking about why the show is funny and why the movie is, or I could promise that if there was a time when you liked the show, you’ll like the movie, and only spend about a sentence. Neither of these is very palatable, and yet I’m mostly left without recourse. Because, even if I felt up to trying, who can explain humor? But to be clear, it was quite funny, and the humor was more apolitical than the show has been lately.

Plotwise, it was a little boilerplate. Homer makes a mistake with far-reaching consequences, and must make amends with his family. It worked well here, but I’m a little tired of it nonetheless, since it’s been happening more than once per season on the actual show. Lisa has her eye on a boy and the environment, Bart is reconsidering his paternal-figure options, and Springfield is trapped under a giant, impenetrable dome. So, except for the dome, yeah, we’ve been here. But it was funny enough that I’m revisiting events in my head now as I type these words and giggling all over again, days later.

Also: Spider-Pig! (The superhero, not a spider/pig hybrid. Good God!)

Day by Day Armageddon

One day, my Amazon Gold Box, tired of me consistently never buying Marvel Zombies even though it had been placed there daily for something that feels like a month, provided for my consideration a different zombie book entirely, Day by Day Armageddon. And I shrugged and went for it, since I don’t read all that many zombie books. Two previously? Well, plus the Walking Dead stuff. And a little bit of digging into my archives has revealed other instances too numerous to name, though in fairness most of them do not have zombies as the primary focus. (A Song of Ice and Fire, for example.) Anyway, I guess I read a lot of them after all, and this is an example of that. Whatever. The point is, I bought it.

Then it arrived, and it was obvious that it was self-published via a small press just by flipping it open and looking at the formatting. And I sighed at myself and grumped at Amazon for tricking me, and set it on the shelf. But, as eventually was bound to happen, I picked it up again when I wanted a quick read. It fulfilled that quotient easily. Written in journal-style, it tells the story of a nameless Navy pilot chronicling his growing awareness of and then struggle to survive the zombie apocalypse of 2004. After a rocky start in which there’s less narrative and more checklist of how to prepare your home and yourself for the end of the world, he finds and his voice and starts telling a reasonably good survival yarn. There are moral quandaries, derring is done, and as always seems to be the case in the good zombie stuff out there, people are revealed to be worse enemies than the zombies.

On the downside, editing is missing, especially close to the end. I convinced myself that the misspelled words and misused homonyms could be taken as authorial color, since it’s in a first-person journal and all. But it is still a little distracting to want to be shaking some guy and teaching him what words he really means when I should be sympathizing with his plight. The lesson I’m walking away with is that I should choose not to be one of the historians who is trying to piece together the key events of the zombiepocalypse in the decades and centuries after the fact, while humanity is rebuilding, because most such records will be far less legible than his.

Here’s the weird part, though. The book is currently out of print at Amazon, and there are five sellers that are trying to get about a hundred bucks for it. It’s decent, and I want to read the sequel and all. But it’s not brilliant on a vast global scale, like these people are trying to indicate. That’s about six times retail, there. This says to me that there are definitely people out there who have the zombie obsession going on (well, and also those Zombie Walk things say that), and that they are almost certainly less discriminating about quality than I am. If this book really is as much better than the other stuff out there (as the multiple high sellers hint that it is), then I’m in for some bleak days ahead, when I eventually pick up another random one based on nothing but the word ‘zombie’ being involved.