{"id":9467,"date":"2024-11-30T13:05:02","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T19:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=9467"},"modified":"2026-01-17T18:19:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T00:19:46","slug":"maze-runner-the-scorch-trials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=9467","title":{"rendered":"Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9468\" src=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-691x1024.jpg 691w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-768x1137.jpg 768w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-624x924.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/MV5BNDFjZjAyMTAtYzQ4ZS00NWY1LWI2NGUtNjdiYTk0OTIxNzk5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/a>Some time ago, before October 2018 in fact, I saw <a title=\"My review of the book named The Maze Runner, because somehow I did not review the movie, which is horrifying; are there other movies I didn't review?\" href=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=6395\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Maze Runner<\/a>, which is a movie (and also prior to that a book) about some teens in the middle of a maze, who are tasked with solving that maze, because&#8230; well, it&#8217;s a secret. To them, at least.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with that movie is, it&#8217;s often on streaming, but its sequels never are. (And I don&#8217;t own the other books.) The result of this fact is I&#8217;ve seen the first movie three times now, <em>but<\/em>, good news citizens! I accidentally discovered <a title=\"They Never Escaped\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt4046784\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Scorch Trials<\/a> were on Max until the end of November. So, I was all ready to watch it, until Mary says hey, I don&#8217;t remember the first movie. (I was pretty sure she&#8217;d seen it, but either I&#8217;m wrong or she wasn&#8217;t paying attention, which is why I&#8217;ve seen it thrice instead of twice.)<\/p>\n<p>That still left us with enough time to watch the second movie before it got delisted, whew. I will say straight up, this is not as good as the first movie, for the simple fact that nobody is running in any mazes. (Not 100% true facts, okay, but it&#8217;s true that nobody is running in any mazes that were specifically purposed <em>as<\/em> mazes.) See, our escapees are rescued by some other group led by the always eminently trustworthy Petyr Baelish, and they along with a lot of other kids from a lot of other mazes[1] are all gathered together and being processed by batches out to safety.<\/p>\n<p>Unless, you know, it&#8217;s just another trapped cage to be escaped.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, there&#8217;s a lot more running, a lot more fighting, a lot more rage zombies, a lot fewer cyborg monstrosities, and a metric fuckton of sand covering at least two post-apocalyptic hellholes that used to be cities with skyscrapers. Oh, and Alan Tudyk, who is as ever a delight.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the movie, I&#8217;m once again excited to watch the next chapter. (This time without waiting 6+ years and multiple viewings in between, though.) I am left with one question that I have no idea if it was answered by either this book or the previous one, but that I&#8217;m pretty sure was not answered by the movie: how can we tell which kids are immune to the Blaze virus[2], and which ones are not? Or why? Because I&#8217;m highly confident that some of the boys in the glade were not immune, which indicates that escaping the maze doesn&#8217;t prove everyone is immune, <em>even if<\/em> it proves someone was (and I&#8217;m not so sure whether that was proven either).<\/p>\n<p>[1] One of which was all girls and one boy, resulting in my apology for back when I said we&#8217;d never learn why this maze was all boys. Apparently they just tried a bunch of different combinations.<br \/>\n[2] Not a spoiler for this movie per se. It&#8217;s what the cyborg Grievers were injecting people with in part one, which the kids called &#8220;getting stung&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time ago, before October 2018 in fact, I saw The Maze Runner, which is a movie (and also prior to that a book) about some teens in the middle of a maze, who are tasked with solving that maze, because&#8230; well, it&#8217;s a secret. To them, at least. 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