{"id":6731,"date":"2019-12-03T11:10:40","date_gmt":"2019-12-03T17:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=6731"},"modified":"2019-12-03T11:10:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T17:10:40","slug":"zombieland-double-tap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=6731","title":{"rendered":"Zombieland: Double Tap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6737\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BZjhlZWU5NTAtMmZmOS00MDk1LWE2ZDEtZGNiNGZiNDJmNDk1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjg2NjQwMDQ@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BZjhlZWU5NTAtMmZmOS00MDk1LWE2ZDEtZGNiNGZiNDJmNDk1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjg2NjQwMDQ@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BZjhlZWU5NTAtMmZmOS00MDk1LWE2ZDEtZGNiNGZiNDJmNDk1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjg2NjQwMDQ@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-624x924.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BZjhlZWU5NTAtMmZmOS00MDk1LWE2ZDEtZGNiNGZiNDJmNDk1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjg2NjQwMDQ@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_.jpg 675w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/>I think this is the worst I&#8217;ve ever done. I&#8217;m over 90% sure I haven&#8217;t missed any reviews and this is the only old one, but damn. Did I read a book and later forget? Probably not, since I take my Hobb slowly, and because of the standard refrain of busy busy work towne, not to mention a board game convention and other various life distractions. Then again&#8230; uh-oh, I&#8217;d better check the Deathlands stuff. I think that was only while camping and has already been addressed.[1]<\/p>\n<p>But seriously. This is awful. I also have not been updating Librarything with my possessions for like the past year maybe, and okay I actually haven&#8217;t purchased much either, but still, that is also a huge problem. I wish I could see an end in sight to this situation, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also, though, at some point probably in October maybe, I saw a movie. Which was the ten years later sequel to <a title=\"My review of Zombieland\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=1288\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zombieland<\/a>. And that ten years is definitely a thing. It is completely fair to say that <a title=\"From the director of Venom[2] and writers of Deadpool[3]\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1560220\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Double Tap<\/a> is an unnecessary sequel, and I went in with appropriately low expectations. Which is nice, because while it was unnecessary, it wasn&#8217;t unwelcome. It&#8217;s a zombie comedy meditation on the idea that your chosen family can require just as much work as your real family, and that putting in the effort can be worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that&#8217;s an easier sell when the world&#8217;s population has plummeted and whatever family you&#8217;re holding onto or pushing away may be the last chance you have at it, but extremity, like wine, is a place where truth lives.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it was still pretty funny.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Update: oh good, that&#8217;s the previous review. But now I&#8217;m mildly wondering if I read a graphic novel in between. I&#8217;m&#8230; pretty sure not?<br \/>\n[2] I honestly don&#8217;t know whether that&#8217;s a good thing. Never saw it.<br \/>\n[3] That, on the other hand, is definitely a good thing, and explains Rosario Dawson&#8217;s character entirely, start to finish, soup to nuts. Which is totally a real thing that people have ever said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think this is the worst I&#8217;ve ever done. I&#8217;m over 90% sure I haven&#8217;t missed any reviews and this is the only old one, but damn. Did I read a book and later forget? Probably not, since I take my Hobb slowly, and because of the standard refrain of busy busy work towne, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,30],"class_list":["post-6731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6731"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6739,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6731\/revisions\/6739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}